Rock Ridge Saloon - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_00s a ringed planet

a ringed planet

Large inline-striped text reads "NERD" in a gradient shifting from blue at the top to yellow at the bottom

White bold block text reads "STRAIGHT" above a distressed black-and-white line art portrait of El Guapo with wild curly hair and a beard

Turtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly

the other half chokes on eggnog

Rock Ridge Saloon - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_00s a ringed planetOrdering the finest whiskey in town when the town is Rock Ridge means accepting that kerosene with food coloring is basically top shelf. Mongo could not be reached for a Yelp review. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Distressed white Western serif text reads "ROCK RIDGE" at the top, with "SALOON" in smaller serif lettering directly beneath, all surrounded by ornamental swirls and flourishes. A longhorn cattle skull sits centered below, flanked